Johnny eats too quickly and gets a severe case of the hiccups. He visits a beautiful doctor who tells him that if his hiccups persist, he can come back for her hands-on treatment. To keep his hiccups going, Johnny tries to avoid the remedies of everyone in town.

Johnny wants to be admired by football cheerleaders, but he has no chance of being a player. Instead, he joins the Mascot Academy as a “stinky fish head” to get the cheerleaders to go out with him.